Everyone wants to be that ‘funny guy/girl’ in the room who can make everybody laugh. And no, not just with sheer humour but sometimes with epic replies that are full of insults. Though one thing’s for sure, it will make you stand out from the crowd. But these answers are eminently sarcastic and the other party may find them offensive. So while we are mentioning these insults right here, to use it or not is completely your call. Don’t blame us.

1. “So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a very long and lonely journey.”
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2. “You must have been born on a highway. Most accidents happen there itself.”
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3. “You Fail”–“So did your dad’s condom.”
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4. “I was going to give him a drastic look, but he already had one.”
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5. “I could eat a bowl of an alphabet and shit out a statement better than that.”
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6. “Your legs are like Tescos. Open 24/7.”
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7. “Shut up! You can never be the man your mom is.”
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8. “I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.”
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9. “Learn from your parent’s mistake. Use birth control.”
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10. “I called your boyfriend gay, and he tried to hit me with his purse.”
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11. “I am busy right now, can I ignore you another time?”
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12. “I bet ignorance is bliss. The reason why you look so happy.”
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13. “Your mom got fined for littering after she dropped you off at school.”
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14. “I can kill myself easily. Just need to jump from your ego to your IQ.”
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15. “The difference between a politician and a flying pig, is the letter F.”
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16. “You know, I’m so jealous of all the people who haven’t met you.”
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17. “How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?”
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18. “Don’t let your mind roam around. It’s too small to be out by itself.”
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19. “Look, they are selling lives there. Guess you should try getting one.”
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20. “You know how the hospital apologized to your parents? By giving your birth certificate.”
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21. “The smartest thing ever came out of your mouth is a d*ck.”
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22. “Earth is full. I’d suggest you go home.”

Woah, now that’s what you call insults. While some of them were funny, most of them will leave listener puzzled as to what just happened. But hey don’t use these insults everywhere as some won’t find it funny enough, and you may end up having a broken jaw!

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