Scorpios are the dark, sexy, mysterious sign of the zodiac. They possess deep emotional wells that they guard closely. They’re obsessive by nature and charismatic to boot. At least, that’s how they’d describe themselves. To everyone else, they’re either petty and evil or just big softies. Let’s bang on into Scorpio season, shall we?
PSA: Scorpio season is approaching. Stay hydrated. Lock your doors. Wear hot underwear.
Unread texts: 0
Scorpio: Read everything respond to nothing
“happy 25th anniversary i love you”
Scorpio: first of all, I don’t trust you
Scorpio as Halloween candy: L$D Blow Pops
ima need scorpios and geminis to come together so we can squash the sign slander bc we’re both just misunderstood ok
scorpios: i’m a bad bitch, nothing can hurt me
actual scorpios: i wish to see this person destroyed bc they hurt my feelings once a year ago
You: why didn’t you call me last night?
Scorpio: I was testing you. why didn’t you call me? you failed the test bitch
How a Scorpio dies in Friday the 13th: Still not returning anyone’s texts
Scorpio: I build up walls. I don’t let people in or trust anyone
Scorpio: wow ur really gonna sit here and not dig in to my trauma
Scorpio’s so fixed, 90% of them have had the same bio since 2015
Venus in Scorpio: if homeboy comes through with intensity, courage, vulnerability, and complete commitment, homeboy is gonna like…get it
i feel like scorpios have such strong personalities you either hate them or love then there’s no in-between
someone asked me if i was a scorpio bitch i ain’t no damn insect i’m a human being
Scorpios waiting for Scorpio season so they can tell everyone that it’s Scorpio season and they’re a Scorpio pic.twitter.com/iSSRCqSpsU
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