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Author: jonathan solano

“Dear God — Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good there now.” “I’m sorry I burped in your face. I didn’t mean to burp directly in your face, I meant to burp right next to your face.” “Dear Mom — If Karis doesn’t vacuum then I am not vacuuming until she vacuums. Because I have done it for her 6 times in a row. So if she does not vacuum then our room will never be vacuumed again.” “Bring me mashed potatoes in the morning.” “Dear Mom, Thank you sooooo much for being my...

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